Intro
Bogdan and I met in 1998/1999 running around
the Yahoo! chatrooms.
I was looking for new friends who loved watching South Park and The
X-Files. We stumbled over each other in one of the two rooms and
hit it off. So we added each other to our ICQ contact lists and
kept in touch through that and ditched the chat rooms.
For years we frequently chat on ICQ. I can't tell you how much harddrive
space I wasted with chat logs that were automatically saved from
ICQ. We talk about anything and everything. Jokes, complaints, discussions,
X-Files, Simpsons, fake Britney Spears photos, etc. Now
we use Yahoo Messenger, AIM, and even MSN Messenger.
Fast forward to May 19, 2001 and I set up E Vs B (today E&B).
It's a website and joint weblog for the both of us to rant and ramble
on. If we feel like saying something to the other but is currently
not online to speak to, we post it here. I just wanted to share our
lovely, funny & quirky little friendship to the world.
In the future we hope to find the time out of our semi-busy lives
(school takes most of our energy) to get off our lazy asses and travel
to visit each other. I know for a fact that by train and bus from
Connecticut it takes about 10 hours to get to Bogdan in Montreal.
Bogdan knows the basic route to my town since he went to Cape Cod
on vacation this past summer. We know, we're two clearly insane
people so SHUT IT!
Fictitious Bog Interview with
Oprah
*Oh-oooh-oh-oooh-oh-praaaaah*
O: Welcome back. We have with us today one of the two contributors to E&B,
a quite unpopular web log that had about two or three people talking during
the past few weeks. Please welcome Bogdan Dragut.
*audience stares in silence*
B: So why am I here?
O: Well we just about finished interviewing all the fucked up mothers in
America, and Dr. Phil won’t come on the show anymore since he’s successful.
So tell us about yourself. You’re what? 19?
B: I’m uuuh 21.
O: Right yeah ok. Where have you done your studies?
B: I did elementary and part of high school in Romania. Then, I moved to
Canada, and I finished cegep with a DEC in Health Science.
O: Cegep?!
B: It’s a level of education between high school and university. I first
did a year in Creative Arts, and then I moved into Science.
O: Oh, I see. What made you change your mind?
B: My parents tried and tried to make me switch, and in the end they succeeded.
My mother used brainwashing tactics every day. She was very, very insistent.
In the end I realized I didn’t care anymore.
O: So… you’re a complete wuss, a pushover.
*B stares without saying a word*
O: Are you still in school?
B: Yes, I’m trying my best to survive in Biochemistry at McGill University
in Montreal.
O: You’re not very bright are you…
B: I’m lazy.
O: Right. So do you at least have any famous friends? This conversation is
getting really boring.
B: I don’t have real friends. Ok, maybe one or two.
O: What’s your problem?
B: I’m eev-uhl.
O: Are you dating anyone?
B: I’ll tell you what I say to all my friends: none of your fucking business
*smile*
O: We’ll cut that in editing, assface! What do you plan to do with your life?
B: I have no idea. I have no goals. I aim low so I won’t be disappointed.
I have low expectations concerning almost everything. I wasn’t expecting
much from this interview, and so I’m not as pissed as I should be.
O: Ok we’re done. You are a loser. I am rich. We’ll end up on a quote from
a show that's not half-bad even if it often makes fun of me: keep watching
the stars because you’re never gonna be one! Goodnight. No, but how tall
are you?
B: 5 feet 11 inches and 2/3, 6 feet with shoes on.