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12/08/2004 Entry: "uncomfortable"

So how many times has THIS happened to you?

I personally feel very uncomfortable when I must pee at public urinariums. So tonight I went to see a movie with a friend (Blade Tittity), and after I had to go. Who do you think poped-up RIGHT NEXT TO ME, relieving himself as if we were in this communal peeing palace-which-we-were-but-that's-not-the-point? That's right: my friend. I froze. I couldn't go. So of course I had to tell him to go faster so I can go too at some point during the course of the same evening. After what seemed like an eternity of being laughed at, I gave up. I just went later by myself. Ahh... it's moments like these that bring us closer. OK, I was laughing too, and ALL the men in the urinarium were looking at us weird, but even so I hope this won't happen again.

Anyway, Blade Tittity was hilarious. It had the best swearing AND Parker Posey. At some point she was a called a "thunder cunt" by Ryan Reynolds. HAHAHAHAH! He also told some guy to go fuck his sister! Brilliant.